Cartman Quotes
@ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in
the kitchen and make me some pie!”
It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up
her @ss about something, and
I always end up getting screwed by it.”
paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”
my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the
face!”
Cartman “I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies
yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second
mortgage.”
only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year
or two.”
and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure
2000.”
can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on
a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan.
and friendly!” — Wendy
“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” —
Cartman